Overheard around Talbot's Peak

Wolves over a steak and Olympics at Reetha’s Bar:

First wolf: “A hundred meters, I could do that under ten seconds.”

Second wolf: “I could do it under eight seconds.”

First wolf: “I can do it under five seconds.”

Reetha: “Boys, let's go outside and name that tune.”

Both wolves: “Wha?”

Reetha: “Take it outside and show us whose is bigger.”

First wolf: “Aah?”

Reetha: “Ready.Set.Go guys.”

And they were off….

The newsroom at the Gazette:

Ziva: “Dig, block…. Yes!  Beach Volleyball, greatest Olympic sport ever!”

Nick: “Talbot’s Peak should think about holding an Olympics.”

Mistress P: “Yeah, the sex Olympics.”

Ziva: “Hmmm, nice idea.”

Mistress P: “Yep, think of all BDSM events there could be.”

Nick: “Bronze, Silver and Gold in sex.  Think of all the world records that could be created and broken.”

Ralph: ~snort~ “Please,”

Mistress P: “Not to worry Ralph, we’ll hold them in the summer so you won’t sleep through them.”

Ralph: “Please, we all know the games would be dominated by the bunnies.”

The rest of the gang looked on, smirks on their faces…

Ralph: “Pun intended.”

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Have a great weekend!

Serena