Showing posts with label fat Aussie bastard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat Aussie bastard. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Enemy of My Enimy

Since I have not gotten around to describing Tom in the story, I figured I'd share what he looks like with you via a picture. Without further ado, here's this weeks snippit.

(See Pat? No dangling cliff hanger this week!)

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Day 6
               
                Tom watched as Alex Hamilton, aka the fat Aussie bastard, plowed his way down Main Street headed right for the Washington State PI. Curious that the county’s most prominent pimp knew exactly who the mule would be, he thought. He glanced over at Jenna McGowan, aka the Washington State PI, and flinched. She had seen Hamilton, all right. By the looks of it, she was all set to kill him the moment he came within range. Curiouser and curiouser. One thing was certain, he needed to forestall  the pending confrontation, preferably without alerting Hamilton that Ms McGowan was in contact with the local authorities.  No problem there; all he had to do was harass the pimp a bit. No way a career criminal like that would run the risk of contacting a mule right in front of a cop. Then he’d have time to force an explanation out of Ms. McGowan.
                He started the engine of his patrol car, revving the huge V8 hemi enough for it to be heard over the car’s sound isolation and the regular street noise, and slowly pulled out into traffic. He smiled, genuinely amused, when Hamilton’s startle face flashed his way and then turned back fast enough to give the pimp whiplash.  Hamilton turned on the next cross street—two blocks before the drug store Ms McGowan was coming out of—and walked at a brisk pace toward the pedestrian-only mall. 
                Yep, he’d been headed for the lovely PI, all right. And judging by his reaction, Hamilton had been so very focused on her that he hadn’t seen Tom in his patrol car. That fit with her strong reaction of hate toward the pimp since emotion that strong for someone you don’t know, or didn’t know you knew, was always reciprocated. Tom stifled the urge to follow the fat bastard—great, now she had him calling Hamilton that!—and continued down Main Street at a leisurely pace.  The pedestrian mall wasn’t a problem, cops could drive on it. But it was best to let Hamilton think he’d gotten away before blowing his contact.

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                “Hi,” Tom said out his rolled down window an hour later. Ms. McGowan glanced behind her, toward him, then smiled. He was officially off duty now, in civies and driving his old pick-up truck.
                “Hi yourself,” she said, quickly picking up on the game he had in mind. Just two strangers meeting for the fist time at the city park. He pulled up to the curb and parked.
                “The cops in this town must be pretty lax if you feel confident parking on the wrong side of the street like that,” she said with a smirk. Tom shot her a dirty look before letting his face relax in to a sexy grin.
                “Oh, I don’t know about lax,” he drawled. “But I’m confident they’ll let me slide this one time. I’m Tom, by the way. Don’t remember every seeing you around town before.
                “Jenna,” she said with a smart-aleck grin. “I’m not from this town.”
                “Just passing through or…?” he asked.
                “Or,” she replied. She waited a moment to let him know she was still teasing/needling him, then smiled for real. “I’m in town following up on a few job leads. Just got here today.” She turned away from him and looked around the park. “I have to say, this park is truly exceptional. Who came up with the idea for a dog bowl for a pond?”
                Tom laughed at that. This park was rather exceptional, but it was also more than a touch whimsical. That “pond” was a magical portal into a huge underground water system used by water-type shifters. No one knew who built the water bowl pond, probably the same person who opened a portal in it, but it had fired the imagination of the town’s artistic set. They now had a huge kitty litter sand box, a cork screw pet tie-down stake that doubled as a curly-que slide, and other house pet themed playground equipment. Even the non-shifters in town loved this park.
                “That is putting it mildly,” he agreed as he sat down next to her on the dog bone park bench. “About every six months, someone comes along and adds another “attraction” to this park. There’s been talk of tearing down that old warehouse next to it to make room for more stuff to be added.”
                She laughed and a chill ran down his spine. Tom couldn’t help leaning just a bit closer to catch her scent. She’d obviously found the stash of heat-defeating body sprays the drug store stocked because he didn’t catch the overwhelming scent of a bitch in heat, but her natural scent, augmented with natural plant-based perfume, fired his every canine sense anyway. There were other dog shifters in town, even a couple German shepherds like him. Not one of them smelled as good as this female, though. He shifted slightly to release some of the pressure on his suddenly stirring cock. Oh, damn, this assignment was going to be hell on his cold water bill.
                “So,” he said, forcing his mind to over-ride his body. “Just how do you know Alex Hamilton, a.k.a the fat Aussie bastard, anyway?” He smile faltered, then became wooden. She shrugged.
                “I’m a dingo, he’s a Tasmanian tiger. My kind have been trying to hunt his out of existence for thousands of years.”
                Score! He thought excitedly. He’d known Hamilton was a shifter, but no one in town knew what type. And his sexy little PI was a dingo. That explained why his nose told him “canine” but not what kind. He’d never run into the Australian breed before, in shifters or in regular animals.
                “I thought Tasmanian tigers were extinct,” he commented.
                “Real ones are,” she agreed. “They lost the evolutionary battle over a hundred years ago. We’ve been trying to force the shape shifting type to follow their animal bretheren but so far, no luck.”
                “Why?” Tom asked, curious. Shifters usually banded together, not hunted each other out of existence.
                “Trust me, the world would be a better place without them.”
                “I have a hard time believing there are not good Tasmanian tigers around,” Tom said with disbelief.
                “Well there aren’t, and that’s not species bias talking. They kill any of their young that doesn’t pass muster. And for them, “muster” means being cold, nasty, psychotic pieces of filth.” She shrugged. “We tried the live and let live approach back when we first settle in what is now Australia. They started this war by slaughtering our young. They’ve continued to give us reason to keep trying to eradicate them.”
                “I don’t understand,” Tom said.
                “It wasn’t humans who killed off the real Tasmanian tigers, Tom. Fossil records clearly show that ancient tigers were much smaller than they were when they officially died off.”
                “Real tigers were small and the shifter type were bigger,” Tom said, realizing the point she was trying to make. “The bigger species killed off the smaller one.”
                “And decimated our people as well as many other animals, too,” she agreed. “They are cold-blooded killers. They destroy everything they touch. Once the giant lizards of Australia died out, they had no natural predators, so they began killing everything. Now we dingos keep their numbers under control.”
                Tom nodded, understanding her point but not liking it. He was a cop. He’d seen criminals that were totally unrehabilitatable, no matter how many breaks a judge gave them. The thought of a whole race of mindless criminals running around unchecked was worse than the idea of shifters killing shifters. The humans could keep their ideas of turning the other cheek. That kind of thing worked for them, but it didn’t usually work for folks whose animal nature was just a turn away from showing at all times.
                “That makes it kind of interesting, then, with you being sent here to make contact with him and all,” Tom said after a moment.
                “Sweetie, you have no idea. I’m pretty sure this was all a set-up for me.”
                “And you contacting me was…”
                “The best answer I could think up to ambush the fuckers right back.”

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

And The Plot Thickens...



Tom hated it when the sheriff stared him down like this. He couldn’t tell if the old man was going to agree, disagree, or go totally ape-shit on him. Added to that was the fact that the sheriff was human, blessedly clueless about the fact he enforced the law in a county that had more shifters than humans, or that some of his deputies—namely Tom—were canids that hated to have to hold eye contact human-style. Heck, Tom wasn’t sure if Sheriff Coletrain even knew shifters existed of if he was simply too determined to not notice anything odd.


Or maybe he did know. He'd been sheriff for twenty years and had been a deputy for another twenty years before that. No way a good cop could remain oblivious for that long an no realize something was up.

"Tell me again," the sheriff rumbled in a voice too deep and gravely to fit his slight, elderly appearance. Tom held his breath a moment, then recited his story again.

"White female, age 26, licensed PI in Washington State, good rep with the Seatle PD. No one there knows anything about her being shady."

"And yet she turns up here, apparently running drugs," the sheriff cut in.

"And she gave herself away to me the moment she saw me," Tom said, agreeing. "She's got to be up to something but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it might be."

Sheriff Coletrain nodded his head, chewing on his pinkey finger, with a thoughtful look on his craggy face.

"Do it," he said after a few minutes. "Be careful, watch for a trap. For the love of god, try to thickly her story out. But go ahead and go along with it. For a chance to get that pimp off the streets for good, I'm willing to risk maybe looking a bit silly.



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Do it, Tom thought. That was a double edged sword if ever there was one. The old man had meant go along with the informant. Tom’s body had heard go ahead and do the female. Both were risky but only first option was a good idea.

Finding information about her had been ridiculously easy, like she’d made no effort to hide who she was. As a PI, she would have known that, too. A quick check with the bus company on passenger manifests led him right to her. What he’d found out reassured him slightly that she wasn’t setting him up—Sheriff Coletrain would never have told him to go along with whatever hairbrained scheme she had planned otherwise. She was a good PI with a sterling rep and had literally delivered herself to him the moment she got off the bus. But it bugged him that he could not figure out what she was up to. Of course, with as easy as she’d made it to figure out who she was, he should probably be reassured that she’d made her “real” purpose here so hard to figure out.



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Jenna grinned when she saw the selection of “herbal perfumes” she found at the local drug store. If she’d had any doubts that Talbot’s Peak, Montana was a shifter town, this display would have gotten rid of it. Regular human perfume was usually an offensive chemical train wreck to a shifter nose. Like most shifters living in the human world, Jenna had long ago learned to mix her own scents to make something resembling perfume using nature plant extracts. Clove oil could be used in a pinch to tone down the scent of an in-heat female but it made her smell like cough drops to humans.

She picked up a likely looking bottle labeled “Cool Spice” and read the label. Extract of clover, all-spice, elk musk, and cloves. She popped the cap off and took a sniff, then grinned again. Not only would it cut the scent of her mating hormones, it appealed to her inner canine and would even pass for normal perfume to a human nose. Perfect!

She browsed for a few more minutes then made herself head to the register with the bottle of Cool Spice and two other perfumes, as well. No way she was passing up a find like this, even if money was a bit tight. Besides, they were only five bucks a bottle. It wasn’t that big of a splurge.

Jenna wasn’t all the way out the door when another unusual scent hit her. It was one she knew only slightly but it raised her hackles in a bad way. She looked around and found an immensely large—and just slightly fat—man looking right at her. Jenna let her eyes sweep past him as if she was looking for something, but she knew she had her mark. And now she was very glad she’d recruited the sexy cop to help her take down her mark. There was no goddamned way she was going to play nice with a Tasmanian tiger!