So I'm feeling a little silly today and got to wondering what would happen if werewolves took over a town newspaper...what changes would they make and who would complain?
What do you think a wolf pack might add to the local newspaper?
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Nov 5, 2010
To Whom it May Concern:
I'm writing today to question your recent edition of the newly, and inappropriately, named Guts and Butts Gazette.
I am unsure as to what has happened to our hometown newspaper, but it would be good for you to know the members of this community are shocked and dismayed by the new format. Being of the older generation, I start my day by reading the obituaries to find out if dear friends or long time neighbors have passed. What was once named Our Fondest Farewells has been re-titled and is now called Roadkill and excuse me, but featured are people who are not yet dead. As I said, inappropriate.
Let me now move on to the front page. Gone is the national news and local happenings only to be replaced by hunting stories with ~shudder~ pictures of kills. I do not care to see blood and gore over breakfast. Thank you.
And finally, the personals. In no way is Bitchz in Heat appropriate.
Please return to the original format and thank you for your time.
Katrina ~Cat~ Collins
Nov 12, 2010 Guts and Butts, 2nd edition...
Roadkill
Here's wishing Kitty ~Cat~ Collins her very own fond farewell. Story and photo's on page one.
