Showing posts with label the Goslin sisters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Goslin sisters. Show all posts
Monday, October 5, 2015
Mob Scene
At first Ginny Goslin didn’t think anything of it. People hung out in the town square all the time, at all hours of the day and night. However, as a goose-shifter, she was especially sensitive to the signs of flocking behavior. When the same faces kept drifting past Java Joe’s front window, she started to notice.
She noticed also how others appeared, so that what had been pairs quickly grew to small groups. That the groups consisted primarily of carnivore shifters didn’t do any good for her already-jittery nerves.
She continued to watch, growing more nervous by the minute. No doubt about it. There were predators in the town square, and they were congregating.
Naturally, once she reached this conclusion she immediately ran to Marissa. The coffee shop’s owner took the news with remarkable calm. But then, she could afford to be calm. Besides being a witch, Marissa was married to a wolf-shifter. Both kept her off the prey roster.
Marissa and Ginny kept an eye on the gathering by pretending to wipe down the tables near the front window. “You see what I mean?” Ginny hissed. “That bunch by the fountain. There were only three of them twenty minutes ago. Now there’s eight. At least five of them are wolves.”
“And all of them are teenagers,” Marissa said. “Maybe it’s a school thing. Does the football team have a home game this Friday?”
“That group by City Hall isn’t high schoolers. They’ve been circling the square for half an hour.”
“That is odd,” Marissa agreed. She squinted through the window. “Two of them are cats for sure, and … a porcupine? Now it’s getting weird.”
“And maybe dangerous,” Ginny put in. She nodded toward several older Peakites headed for the coffee shop at a brisk clip. Other folks were quietly getting off the streets. Every one of those in flight were herbivores. Ginny swallowed a nervous honk.
Surveillance had to go on hold while she and Marissa saw to their customers. Ginny nonchalantly asked if anything was happening in the square. “We just came in for coffee,” was the standard response. “It’s getting chilly out.” But no one took any of the window seats.
Once everyone was served Marissa drifted back toward the window. Ginny followed closely. If scat was about to hit the fan, she figured the safest place would be next to Marissa. Even big cats left the witch alone.
And speaking of which …
“Omigod.” Ginny’s hand flew to her mouth. “Is that Guri Ghan?”
“And Sanjay,” Marissa confirmed. She visibly relaxed. “I think it’s safe to say we’re not under attack. Those two are the good brothers.”
“But some of the stuff they’ve come up with … ”
Marissa tensed up again. “True.”
“Should we call somebody?”
“Who? And why? They haven’t done anything. There’s no law against peaceful public gathering, even for predators. Anyway, I’ll bet Vern’s watching from the Grease ‘N’ Grill. He’s probably notified Gil already.”
“Uh-oh.” In spite of her worries, Ginny leaned toward the window. “That leopard’s got something.”
“I see it. It looks like … ” Marissa squinted. “A boom box?”
The leopard set the boom box beside the square’s central fountain. All over the square, pedestrians suddenly consulted their cell phones. As if at a prearranged signal, they converged on the street.
And started dancing.
Ginny honked in astonishment. “What the flock?”
Marissa caught on first. “It’s not an attack. It’s a flash mob.”
She cracked open the coffee shop door. Immediately the unmistakable strains of Michael Jackson’s Thriller blasted at them. At least three dozen “zombies,” with Sanjay in a red leather jacket at their head, lined up in the street to perform a surprisingly well-choreographed recreation of the famous video.
“It is a school thing,” Marissa guessed. “Has to be. I heard Sanjay volunteers with the theater group. I’ll bet this was his idea.”
“Why is Guri wearing a smoking jacket?”
“He’s probably Vincent Price.”
“Who?”
“Before your time.” Marissa shrugged. “Heck, before everyone’s time. I’ll bet nobody out there was even born when the album came out.”
“What’s an album?”
“Just watch the show.”
Now reassured that no harm was intended, the customers crowded up to the window to watch. The “zombies” danced through the streets while Guri perched on the fountain and lip-synched to Price’s rap. As the Master of Horror’s laughter rang out, the dancers dispersed at a run. Guri snatched up the boom box and hustled after them. The audience, both in the coffee shop and out on the square, burst into relieved applause.
“And that officially opens the Halloween season,” Marissa announced. “We’d better stock up on the pumpkin latte.”
Monday, March 30, 2015
Good for the Goose
Every March, in the wake of the Talbot’s Peak St. Patrick’s Day celebration, the town picked up several hundred overnight guests, in the form of migrating goose shifters. In exchange for providing the air show, those geese who chose not to camp out at the pond were granted free overnight lodging, primarily at the Pleasure Club complex. Rooms at the Pleasure Club came with benefits, which the wing-weary ganders were more than happy to enjoy.
“Room’s ready,” Mark announced. “All we need is—”
“Blankets?” Robert said. “Dante says that’s taken care of.”
“That isn’t what I meant.”
Jeremy yawned. “I just want to sack out for a while.” He swept his gaze around the room they’d been given. Almost every inch of floor was covered with large, soft cushions which could be shoved together to form one huge bed or a series of smaller ones. Bowls of fresh grains and vases of rushes and cat-tails completed the decorations. Jeremy shrugged. “Beats the hell out of a swamp, I guess.”
“Anybody know where the ladies are bunking?” Chris asked. “That’s where I’m sleeping tonight.”
“I’m going out to watch the floor show,” Mark said. “Anyone want to come with?”
Someone knocked on the door. “Blankets,” Robert said. He opened the door. “I think we’re fine here—well well.”
Four lovely goose-girls stood in the hall, each toting a blanket and wearing a big, suggestive smile. Their faces sported identical eyes, cheeks and noses, proclaiming them sisters. “May we come in?” asked the girl in the lead.
Chris shouldered Robert aside and held the door open. “Please do.” He watched their pert tails parade past him with a grin widening into the leer zone. Robert shot him a dirty look before his eyes too were drawn to the girls’ hypnotically-swaying assets.
Mark shut the door. “I guess I don’t need to see the floor show.”
“I’m not as tired as I thought,” Jeremy agreed. “Evening, ladies. I don’t recall seeing you around these parts before.”
“We weren’t old enough before.” The girl speaking dimpled prettily. The action was mirrored by her sisters. “Dante wouldn’t let us in. That all changed in January.”
“Happy birthday,” Chris murmured thankfully.
Robert cleared his throat. “So. I’ll bet you’re sisters.”
“Quints,” the girl said. “I’m Gracie. This is Ginny, Georgia, and Gabrielle.”
Chris counted on his fingers. “That’s only four.”
“Our sister Gloria has a boyfriend. She elected not to come.”
“Too bad,” Chris said. “I’ll bet my brother Tom could charm her away from him. Ladies fall all over him. Where is he, anyway?”
“Last I saw,” Robert said, “he was trying to fall on the housekeeping staff. Quints,” he continued. “Let me guess. You do everything in a gaggle, right?”
“That’s right,” Georgia confirmed, returning his lewd wink. “Now that we’re old enough.”
“We like to flock, too,” Jeremy said, now totally wide awake. “Don’t we, boys?”
“Definitely skipping the floor show,” Mark put in.
# # #
Lights were dimmed, blankets spread, cushions piled together. The goose girls moved from cushion to cushion until pairs were decided upon. No ties, everyone agreed, only mutual fun. Good for the goose and the gander.
Robert found himself with Georgia, though his gaze kept drifting to Ginny. Jeremy obligingly brought her over. The four of them spoke in low tones, with tentative, exploratory caresses. Mark and Gracie had already progressed to deep kisses. While over in the farthest corner …
The first honk cracked on a cough. This was followed by an explosive set of bass gander honks, counterpointed by a goose’s alto warble, and finished in a honk duet. The tips of the reeds shook in their vases.
“For flock’s sake!” Robert exploded. “Chris!” While Georgia snapped out, “Gabby!”
“She do that a lot?” Jeremy asked.
Ginny made a face. “That’s one of the reasons we call her Gabby. Normally you can’t get a peep out of her. Normally.”
“I want a piece of that,” Gracie decided, and scuttled across the floor to join Chris and her sister.
“I get the winner,” Mark called after her.
“What if it’s Chris?” Jeremy said.
Mark shrugged. “Whatever. It’s been a long migration.”
# # #
Eventually the goose-shifters settled into pairs, once Chris finished with his threesome. Kisses, murmurs, giggles and partners were exchanged throughout the night. None of the geese realized it, but their positions on the floor formed a perfect V.
# # #
All throughout the Pleasure Club the supposedly-soundproofed hallways echoed with the sounds of the overnight guests finding rest, relaxation, a mate, or just a bit of fun before they resumed their long flight. A pair of wolves from the kitchen staff lugging a keg of cider to one of the rooms paused to listen and exchange superior snorts. “Honk if you like geese,” one snickered.
“Every year,” the other complained. “Same damn joke every year. Get some new material, why don’tcha.”
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