Friday, January 13, 2012

Nude Purple Fairy Strikes Again! Eek Eek Eek

"Cripes Jonesy, what is taking you so long?  Put the little potato dude in front of the door and get your ass down here."  Trevor ducked behind the greenery and scoped out the houses and businesses in the general vicinity.

“What'cha looking for, Trev?"

"Shh, keep it down, huh. I was keeping a lookout like I told you I would. We have more of these little dudes to put in doorways, so shake a leg."

Jonesy lumbered along behind him making more noise than three people twice his size. The pout on his dopey face meant he was about to complain, again. This is such an easy thing to do, not to mention it was a freaking original Friday the 13th prank. Why couldn't his cousin get into the swing of things and just have a little fun?

"Uh, Trev, why’d we have to use the paint again this time? That shit took forever to come off last time and the turpentine burned like hell… Specially on my ‘nads, man.”

“Hey, you’re the dumb ass who ran through the brambles…”

“I was trying to get away from a unicorn…” Jonesy mumbled.

Trevor rolled his eyes, again with the unicorn crap.  “There’s no such thing as unicorns...”

“Yet here I stand nude and painted purple…with fucking wings, man.  No such things as these either. ”

“What are you, a seven year old girl?  People love the Nude Purple Fairy.  Now shut up, whiny, and take this one over to the door of the G&B Gazette. Pretend to give it a tongue kiss while I snap the picture.”

“Why do we keep coming back to this town, Trevor?  It gives me the creeps with all those animal sounds.”

“Give it tongue, man.  Come on.”  Trevor snapped the picture and tallied up in his head all the money he’d make on this baby.

“Why Talbot’s Peak, Cuz?”

Trevor shook his head and laughed.  “Why not?  It’s small and tucked away from everything, plus we got away with it last time.  You know, Jonesy, I think we’re gonna make this town our bitch!”


Have a wonderful Friday, everyone!  May you all find your own nude purple fairy today.  :D



Serena Shay said...

Hmm, Trevor's being a little cocky. I think he needs to meet some of the fine folks of Talbot's Peak. Muahahaha

Savanna Kougar said...

Make this town our bitch... gosh, is he in for Friday the 13th surprise... as in a fine werewolf dinner.

Pat C. said...

Gahhh! It's Jason Potato Head! He'll slice you into french fries! Run away!

Oh yeah, Trev ... somebody is going to end up being somebody's bitch ... anyone taking bets?

I watched the remake of "Friday the 13th" on TV for one reason only: Jared Padalecki. I've seen him in five movies now and he dies in three of them. (He probably wishes he'd died in the Olsen twins' "New York Minute.") The man definitely needs a better agent.

Serena Shay said...

LOL...that was my thought, too, Savanna. And we have many a fine wolf about town to do the deed! muaahhahahah

Serena Shay said...

He he...french fries!

Well, Mistress Penelope was not to thrilled to receive her potato head, but I think Trevy might like her punishment a bit too much.

Oh my, I never saw the remake, but I did see that Jared was in it...does he make it worth watching that silly movie? ;) Jason was never scary for me, but Freddy about made me wet my pants...go figure.

Savanna Kougar said...

Definitely need a culling of the gene pool here. And Mistress Penny can train purple balls to her satisfaction.

Pat C. said...

I love Freddy. But then, I'm a sucker for one-liners. I'll bet Mistress Penelope could make even Freddy sit up and beg.

I wouldn't recommend the Friday remake, but not because of the violence. It just takes forever to get going. I felt the first part of the movie could have been tightened/plotted better. But Jared's cute. Of course, Jared's always cute.