Monday, February 11, 2013

Leave It to Beaver

Chester loved his wood. All grains, soft and hard. He loved the smell of pine, the durability of oak, the exotic beauty of ebony. He even liked to work with bamboo, although technically that was a grass. Ever since that tiger clan had moved in, he’d been swamped with orders for ornate furniture and objets d’art crafted from his favorite and most expensive materials. Sometimes he missed the simplicity of building a basic table and chairs. However, as long as the tigers were willing to fork over the cash, he’d bow to their desires.

The profits, and the leftovers from his supply of materials, gave him what he really wanted: time enough to play, and the wood to play with.

When the work day was over Chester let his creativity, and his nimble hands, run wild. There wasn’t a chunk of wood, no matter how small or misshapen, that he couldn’t turn into a thing of beauty with his knives and his imagination. The shelves at the Hart’s Desire Gift Shop bore the results of his play: exquisite little figurines, decorated bowls, pipes and flutes, duck decoys, wall hangings and signs. He drew the line at chainsaw sculptures; he found the method far too crude. He had created a seven-foot rearing grizzly out of a thick fir log, for a human bar just over the Talbot’s Peak borough line, but he’d done it in the traditional way, carefully gnawed and chewed to raw, vibrant perfection. Done after dark, when the humans couldn’t see him, of course.

His pop and siblings over at Beaver Brothers Builders just shook their heads at little Chester’s odd, day-dreamy ways. “It’s his mother what done it,” Pops proclaimed. “Put all that artsy-fartsy scat in his head when he was a kit.” Yeah, and when a house needed trim or unique fence posts or the buyers wanted top-of-the-line furniture, who was it they turned to, family included? Chester never regretted leaving the family business to start his own, not for one second. Let Pops gnaw that log down to a splinter, see how he liked the taste of it.

He’d just finished sanding a rocking chair for the cougar lady down in the valley when the shop’s bell jangled the alert. He gave the prospective customer a few minutes to survey the showroom before he went out. The showroom consisted of three sections—sample bedroom, dining room and den, with furniture, accessories and knickknacks all created by the artist. If they couldn’t find exactly what they wanted in the showroom, he had photos of additional styles in catalogues on the counter.

Maybe they’d want something custom-made. A chance to play. Chester hurried into the shop.

And stopped. Dead.

Holy towering timber. When had she come to Talbot’s Peak?

From the top of her head to her five-inch heels, everything about her screamed cat. Her hair was a tawny mane streaked with black, like a tiger’s pelt. A dress as red as fresh-spilled blood clung to every square inch of her skin. She prowled about silently in shoes that should have clacked on the showroom’s hardwood floor. I am dangerous, her body language announced with every step she took. Challenge me at your peril.

When she extended her long, scarlet-lacquered nails toward the bedroom set, Chester finally moved. Pure, unfiltered sex on legs or not, no way would he permit some stray cat to scratch up his demos.

“Oh. Hello,” she said, with a look of surprise that had to be fake, considering his bumbling entrance. She coolly overlooked the noise, and his inability to speak. “Are you the manager, or a salesman?”

“Owner. Manager. Salesman,” Chester blurted out. Did all cats have eyes that green? He’d never paid attention before. Gazing into her eyes was like falling through the canopy of a rain forest. “I do it all. I mean, I’m a one-man operation here.”

Her thin brows rose. “Surely you didn’t craft these pieces yourself?”

That got his hackles up. “Surely I did. My family takes pride in our woodworking.”

“You have every reason to,” she purred, smoothing his bristly temper. “I’ll come right to the point. I’m looking for a dining room set. A table and six chairs. Something rustic without looking cheap. Human-made pieces are too rough for my liking, and those horrid things in the chain stores—” She executed an elegant, body-length shudder. “I don’t know what I was thinking. I should have come here in the first place, to someone who appreciates wood.”

He was certainly appreciating it at the moment. Thank all the forest gods he had his apron on. He risked a quick glance southward to make sure nothing poked out. “What type of wood would you like? For the set,” he felt compelled to add.

Again with the throaty purr. She had to know what it was doing to him. Cats did everything deliberately. Her running her fingers up and down the bedpost like that couldn’t be an accident either. Chester could have sworn he saw the post shiver. He knew exactly how it felt.

“Pine,” she said finally, after a maddening deliberation and several more strokes to the bedpost. “I like the scent. I also like the designs on the backs of those chairs. That’s what I want. Something like that. Ornate without being gaudy. I like to give intimate dinner parties. I want to impress my guests.”

And Chester wanted to impress her. Badly. Desperately. Pops had always warned his boys about getting involved with a predator. “They’ll bite your ass.” But … dayum.

“Tell me what you want,” Chester said. “For the design."

“I knew this would be the right place. Let’s have a look at what you’ve got.” She started for the counter and the catalogues. On the way she just happened to brush up against him, leg to leg, hip to hip. Chester’s libido teetered on the brink of spontaneous meltdown.

Her emerald eyes impaled him. “What’s your name?”

“Uhhhhhhh …. ”

Her red lips curved upwards, revealing white, pointy teeth. “I’m Sela,” she prompted. Chester made a high keening noise. The cat shrugged. “You tell me your name when you’re ready. I’ll tell you right now, if I’m pleased with the dining room set … I may be in the market for a bed.”

Son of a fisher. “Flip through the catalogues. See what you like. We can do sketches. Uh, I’ll be right back.” He dashed for the back of the store and his closet-sized bathroom. Sometimes the harder woods could be a real pain in the ass.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Welcome to the Year of the Snake... or, Lamar's Year


Art by Rebecca Gillan ~ Jamie and Lamar, as his snake self.

Originally posted at my Kougar Kisses blog. 
 
This was a cool presentation of the Chinese Year of the Water Snake...

Chinese Astrology from COAST TO COAST AM ~ coasttocoastam.com/show/2013/02/08~

In the first half of the program, George Noory welcomed author and astrologer Donna Stellhorn ~2013chineseastrology.com~ who offered Chinese horoscope predictions for 2013 – the Year of the Snake. In addition to the 12 animals of the Chinese Zodiac, each year is also represented by one of four elements. This year the element is water, which when combined with the snake's fiery energy yields conflict, Stellhorn explained. In the past snake years have had a lot of disasters, she revealed, citing the World Trade Center attack in 2001, the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989, the U.S. entering World War II in 1941, and the stock market crash of 1929. According to Stellhorn, the principle of Chinese Astrology is to identify what one can expect in a given year and then alter the environment using the principles of Feng Shui to increase luck. Simply by moving objects around, the subconscious reacts and we can see things differently and avoid danger, she said.

Stellhorn foresees a challenging time ahead for boars, cautioning against speculation this year and urging boars to protect their homes with an 8-sided mirror placed by the front door. Rats can attract opportunities by getting a new 'welcome' mat and oxen should hang an ocean picture to bring in better relationships and business contacts, she advised. Tigers can find dependable relationships by putting something that represents love in the bedroom and rabbits can bring in opportunity be hanging wind chimes outside, Stellhorn continued. The dragon's year is ending, so Stellhorn prescribed creating a restful and healing environment with plants. This is the year for snakes to try new things and they should hang an eclipse symbol for luck, she suggested. Stellhorn explained that horses will need to get rid of clutter and use fountains to create flow, and rams will want to attract healthy love relationships by adding the color red to the bedroom. She recommended monkeys stay grounded in this cautious snake year by wearing a gemstone called Citrine, dogs protect themselves with foo dog statues outside the home, while roosters should get out and travel in what will be a very lucky year for them.

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New Moon in Aquarius ~ Year of the Water Snake... okay, so far, it looks as though the coming year will be volatile and slippery... a takedown match between those of true wisdom and those who possess sly cunning... or perhaps, also described as a lightsword-rematch between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader.

With the new moon in Aquarius, and given we now walk in the Age of Aquarius... all things will be new, or made anew during the following year... that's the golden opportunity and the great challenge before each one of us, and before humanity as a whole.

The old structures of society are crumbling into eventual dust. As has been said by the Kougaress and others, to paraphrase: the choice becomes a renaissance paradise or another soul-stealing dark ages.

Will it be real honest-to-goodness freedom? Or will it be the black-hearted tyranny of the new world order crowd? In truth, the wildfires of freedom now sweep across the world, and are unstoppable. However, will these liberty fires continue to blaze ever more brightly, or be constantly crushed beneath the leviathan boot heel of the global soulless ones?

That becomes the choice. Our choice as individuals. And our collective choice.

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~ Have a Magickal New Year of the Snake ~ 

Savanna

Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance ~ 


Saturday, February 9, 2013

The Ground Hog Saw His What!?





Gill shook from head to tail and back.  A full moon and the coldest night combined together had him scampering for the hot tub.  Problem was the hot tub had a thick layer of ice across the top of the cover.  The water below was probably cold enough to freeze a squirrel’s nuts on contact.  And he wasn’t wasting his finding out.   He made a mad dash back toward the house.  Wind swirled around him blustering more than snow and cold.  If he didn’t get inside soon, Gill would be a squirrel icicle.


Gill hit the dog door of the back door off the kitchen.  He slid across the floor, spun around, and slammed into the baseboard near the liquor cabinet.  He grabbed his head and tried to stand.  Not even two foot tall and with one hell of a---a what.  He’d forgotten why he even bothered venturing out of the house.  The frackin’ full moon was supposed to be behind the clouds.  Not the clouds behind it.  As a moonbeam illuminated the window, Gill swallowed hard.  His bourbon and soda sat on the counter calling to him.  A sip would warm his blood and thaw him out.    Way his luck was running, he’d be more pickled than thawed.  Gill backed up looking up and down the counter wondering how he could find a way up.    He backed up further.

Just as he reached the section near the stove a thrust of wind tossed the dog door open blowing snow over the kitchen floor and on top of him.  Gill cussed, chirped, barked, and sneezed.  Forget his drink, the candied pecans he’d gone out on the back porch looking for in the storage cabinet, and most of all forget Rascal’s blasted dog door.  Tomorrow that thing was getting boarded up except for a small opening Gill to go in and out of.  And next full moon, Phil better be on his way out of town running full throttle cuz half of the Peak was gonna be gunning for him.  Early spring bah hum bug!


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Happy Weekend Gang!

Hope you are staying warm and inside reading to escape the snow and ice.  The Spice Homestead had our time of cold and snow but not the amounts showing up in the Northeast.  

Its been a crazy week with my auto in the shop needing repairs.  Now that is behind me, let's hope the early spring Phil predicted begins to show up.  Brrr baby its cold outside!

Remember to share not only a good book or two with your loves, but the blankets and body warmth too!


Smiles,

Solara

Friday, February 8, 2013

Trust Me...



Greely splashed around in her tub of algae infused water croaking out every foul word she knew.  The winter blues were bad enough, but to be a frog blasted with alligator skin…gah, the humiliation.

“How you doing in here, Gree?”

“Riiibit!”

“Couple more minutes then?”

A couple more, hell, maybe a few months spent babying her skin would return her to toad-like, but she’d never have the smooth suppleness she once had without the right setting.  What would it be like being a beautiful frog with warty, itchy skin?  She already had dating woes, with one man being the biggest problem by far, but what would this do to her chances of finding Mr. Right?

“Gree?”  Karma was back and Greely thanked her lucky stars for such a good friend.  Shifting in her current state was damned painful, so to have someone willing to lift her out of the tub was a god-send.

“Riiibit.”

“Sweetie, I think I may have found the solution to your problem, but you need to trust me…think you can do that?”

Trust Karma?  Well, of course, she did.  Though her tone didn’t sound very encouraging.  What had she done?  Gone to Lex for an elixir of some sort?  Contacted others in the frog community for advice?  Man she hoped that was not it…better to take a chance on the elixir.

“Hello, Fair One.”

Greely looked up at the mountain of a man sitting on the tub ledge and fell from the lily pad she rested on.  Erol, blacksmith extraordinaire, sexy as hell and mega old fashioned dragon.  How could Karma have done this to her?  This man had been the cause of some of her dirtiest fantasies and real-life mortifications and now he was seeing her at her worst.  Some friend.

“Riiibit…Riiibit…Riiiiibit!”

“Hear him out, Gree…he may have the answer to your problem.”

Right, how could a fire-breathing dragon help?

“Miss Greely, your lovely skin has been sorely abused in this dry mountain air, but I have a cream below my grotto that will heal you.  Would you grant me your trust long enough to get you to the pool of nutritive dung saliva or PONDS for short?”

Greely swam back and forth in the pool afraid to trust the dragon, but equally fearful of not.  She had to do something…one could not live in a bathtub.  “Ribit.”

“Thank you, Fair One.”  Erol addressed her friend once more.  “Please get me a towel we can soak in this water and wrap around her for transport to the underground beach.”

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Greely snuggled into the damp towel he gently warmed with his fire.  They’d descended to the beach where it was always summer-like as it was warmed from the hot springs surrounding the area.  The air in his grotto would be warm and moist, just what his mate needed.  He hoped she would trust him to get her down there.

“Fair One,” he spoke as he removed her from the cotton cocoon.  “It is time to enter the water.  The grotto his far enough down that you will not be able to hold your breath, therefore I will need to assist you…but I will need more trust then I’ve asked of you so far.

“Riiibit?”

Erol handed her over to her friend and proceeded to allow his dragon freedom.  Once changed he stooped down to Karma’s level and looked Greely in the eye.  “There is only one place I can carry you safely down.  Please know you can trust me.”

The sudden burn into the air warmed the area he wanted her placed…

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Greely looked into the yawning cavern of the dragon’s mouth and thought this went way beyond trust.  No way would Karma put her inside with those sharp teeth and flicker of fire at the back of his throat.  She was wrong, though, because that was exactly what her friend did.



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Ah, may you find a warm grotto of your very own this weekend!   And don't forget to sign up for our newsletter...who knows which of your favorite characters might drop by!

Serena

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Taste Test

Louie looked at the small bottle of pale amber liquid dubiously. Lex looked back, raising one eyebrow as a silent dare. Louie shook his head, a look of apprehension on his face.


“Are you sure this is gonna work?” Lou asked as he took the stopper out of the bottle. Lex had been pressed for both time and money, so both the stopper and bottle were cheap plastic. Still, it did look enough like an authentic magic potion that he was content. Product presentation was everything. Almost everything; his Egyptian Elixir of Health also happened to taste quite a bit like cream soda. The boys had served as his taste testers and they liked this one the best, though Lex had thought the brandy flavored one better.

“Yes, yes. Of course it will work,” Lex said dismissively. “You are both my friend and my valued business partner. I would never give you something that might make you truly ill.”

“So what is it supposed to do, exactly?” Gil asked, sniffing carefully at his own bottle of elixir. Lex grinned, enjoying the chance to show off his medical and brewing prowess.

“It’s a potion that will give a temporary boost to your immune system. I put it in a base of flavored sugar to ensure your body would have enough fuel to power the magic, though you will likely feel the urge to eat quite soon.”

“Why?” Gil asked dubiously.

“Because the beauty of my Egyptian Elixir of Health is that it relies only on your own body’s ability to heal itself. The elixir simply boosts that ability to a much more rapid pace. But since your healing will rely on your own body’s resources, it will burn your own body’s stores of energy.”

“Meaning this stuff’s going to leave us drained if we don’t got somethin’ to eat?” Louie asked, sounding less dubious. Lex nodded once, smiling.

“I don’t know,” Gil said. “I saw an episode of Star Trek once where these scientists messed with the healing abilities of some kids and it made their immune systems go wonky and start killing people…”

“Gil, this is not a television drama,” Lex said with a sigh. “The elixir is not going to make your immune system into a seek-and-destroy weapon. It will only cause you to heal at an accelerated pace.”

“Well, it sounds like it’s worth a shot,” Louie said. He took a cautious first sip, smacked his lips, and then grinned. “Hey! This stuff’s not bad!”

Lex grinned as he watched his friends down their elixirs. This could be the beginning of a very beautiful thing. If the best chef in town and the mayor of Talbot’s Peak were both willing to give his elixir a try, then getting others to try it was in the bag. Even Marissa wouldn’t be able to stop him now!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Might be, Mr. Lion Dragon Man ~ Immortal Shapeshifter: Part Four


Tuesday howls, yowls, and growls, shapeshifter lovers. [note: I ***hate*** the new blogger/google format. I spent hours on this post. It was on the blog. And now I find it in draft]

The Chinese Year of the Snake begins on February 10th. I must imagine our beloved Lamar, the Peak's snake shapeshifter extraordinairre, will be in his scaly slithery glory this coming year. Stay tuned for Lamar, Itzi, our dragonkind shapeshifters, and other serpent shifters joining the cast of characters.

And, stay tuned for our very first ***ShapeShifter Seductions Newsletter***. Gypsy Red Wolf has penned her predictions column for the year, 2013.

Yes, indeed, Zephan and Solanja's story continues. The Muse is insistent, and since my energy remains low, she gets to win. This week my heroine, Solanja, stars with her voice. I hope you enjoy.  

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"Might be, Mr. Lion Dragon Man."

Immortal Shapeshifter ~ Part Four  

Craggy, Solanja thought. Zephan's rugged and unique features intrigued her beyond her original fascination with him--when she'd feverishly studied the ancient merchant records.

"Lion Dragon Man at midnight," Solanja repeated his words, as she lowered her cooled coffee mug. "Your appearance does remind me of a lion. A male lion, that is."

"Rawrrr," he boomed in a teasing manner. "I'll take that as a compliment. Of sorts. Better'n looking like a scaly dragon."

"Some dragons have a noble countenance," she defended, unable to take her gaze off his face.

His gaze sharpened, and Solanja witnessed the high intelligence he hid behind his mountain-man demeanor.
"Seen many dragons?" "A few. Mostly sightings from afar. One was very close and personal. A shapeshifter." Solanja grinned, remembering the colorful character in the Scottish Highlands.

"Around here, it's shapeshifter-landia. But you know that, don't you?" Zephan reached for her mug. "Refill?"

"No, thanks." Solanja gave her hair a shake before answering. "We're aware. My white-heart side is aware of the growing population. Yes. Although, since we haven't monitored anything, I doubt we have a clue about what is really going on."

"The black-heart side?" Zephan's narrowed gaze assessed her, and she felt his automatic mental scan of her thoughts.

"Before I left to search for you, I did some mind sleuthing. To what end, I'm not certain, since I didn't want to tip the black-hearts off about my leaving, or your location." Solanja gulped in a large breath, and let her gaze fall from his. "They know. From what I could gather, their Seers keep watch on the Tiger Yakuza, a place called the Pleasure Club, and Brandon Wayne."

"Brandon is a personal friend." Zephan's harsh tone knifed through her, and Solanja resisted the urge to jump.

"Sorry. Not you I'm aiming for, Solanja. Apologies," he emphasized.

The gentleness in the depths of his dark topaz-colored eyes--the gentle energy waving from him, calmed her. Still, before Solanja could halt herself, she wrapped her arms around herself, then rocked back against the firm but overstuffed couch.

"Truth is, from what I could determine, the psychic and technological shielding around this area defeats the black-hearts from discovering much of anything."

She watched him ponder her words, a distant expression on his face. "That, in itself, might be painting a target on our backs here in the Peak."

Solanja slightly shrugged. "Might be, Mr. Lion Dragon Man."

Mygawd, she liked calling him that. She also liked his giant handsome stature more than she cared to admit--even though, he wasn't a real giant, as she and other white-hearts had battled before. If you could defeat them psychically, the double-row of teeth giants were easy to slay.

"Although, there's a bigger game afoot, as you're aware," she continued, as he began to rise. "Like world domination."

"It's who the psycho bastards are in league with, that's got my innards churning." Zephan offered her a hand up.

After placing her hand inside his, Solanja asked, "Do you mean the demonic entities? Or, the lizard kings and queens, as we refer to them?"

"The space-flyin' lizards," he answered, pulling her upward with unexpected gallantry. "They're mean suckers in a fight. 'Course, ice bullets stop 'em dead, given that cold reptilian blood of theirs."

"Freeze guns do work," she agreed.

"Freeze guns?" Zephan's blatantly interested expression tickled her.

"A scalar weapon that can be set to a freeze frequency. I would have brought...but, they're too easy to track."

"You're one intriguin' woman. But I'm forgettin' my manners--such as they are. Do you need to refresh yourself?" His thick dark brows lifted in a way that caused Solanja to smile.

"Not yet. The coffee hasn't made it that far. Besides, I.." she began, uncertain about what tact to take with him. Most men didn't have this overwhelming tingly affect on her. Actually, none that she could recall, which left her more quivery-weak inside.

"Beef stew with lots of vegetables suit you, Solanja?"

"Anything hearty would hit the spot." When her hand shook slightly, Solanja tightened her grip, hoping he didn't notice. Ridiculous on her part, she knew. With his supernatural powers, he could read her like a book. Almost.

"You're safe here," he spoke after a moment, his tone low and reassuring. "Tell you what. Once we've chowed down, I'll give you the grand tour."

"Your underground weapons collection?" Solanja raised a brow, and arrowed her gaze at him.

His grin started slowly, but spread from ear to ear. His gaze positively beamed at her as he let go of her hand, then offered his arm.

Solanja twined her arm around his, her heart thumpity-thumping. An instant later, her heart lurched hard, but this time, it wasn't from Zephan's nearness--his manliness.

The search for her was on. Both the black-hearts, and her family, used every psychic and tech means at their disposal to find her location. Damn.

She'd taken great pains, explaining in a letter delivered to her cousin, why she'd decided to disappear. Obviously, that hadn't worked with her parents. Damn again.  

"No worries, Solanja," he interrupted her reeling thoughts.

"No worries for now," she murmured in agreement.

Solanja moved beside him as if it was something she did everyday. That wasn't lost on her, even with danger looming like a tribe of charging cannibalistic giants.

"We'll figure out a way, if it's needed, to stay hidden. Right now, my stomach's growling for some grub."

The quiet determination in his voice eased her. That, and Solanja's own knowing there was time to fortify their defenses.

"Right, Mr. Lion Dragon Man."
She lightened her tone. "No use chancing you going Manticore on me, if you don't get fed." 

Why not? For now, the frequency shield around the Talbot's Peak area remained invincible.

"Plenty of extra room here," Zephan conversationally began, "and I've got a spare underground room I think you'll like."

"You're telling me, there's a room without weapons? Not that I mind. Although, the gun oil does..."

"I'll clear it out," he interrupted, his voice bantering, "and you can decorate it however you want."

Second thoughts about imposing on Zephan had Solanja halting in her tracks. "Are...are you certain? I mean, after awhile I could..."

TO BE CONTINUED...
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~ Have a Magickal New Year of the Snake ~ 

Savanna

Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance ~