Monday, January 30, 2012

Stand Up and Be Counted



Dear Resident:

In order to better serve the people of Talbot’s Peak, we would like to create a clearer picture of our citizens’ demographics so that we may continue to provide the programs and services that best meet your needs. To that end, we ask that you take a few minutes to fill out this voluntary survey. No names are required, and all information will be kept confidential. Talbot’s Peak thanks you for your cooperation.

Lancelot Link, Mayor
Talbot’s Peak, Montana

Species

Human ___ Shapeshifter ___ Vampire ____ Spirit Being ___
God ____ Other ____

If shapeshifter, please specify animal ________________________________________

Age

18-30 ___ 31-45 ____ 46-60 ___ 61+ ____

Gender

Male ____ Female ____ Neuter ____ Hermaphroditic ____
Undecided ____ Other ____

Are you

Single ____ Mated ____ In pack or group living arrangement ____ Other _____

Type of dwelling

House _____ Den/Lair ______ Cave ______ Nest _______
Underwater Dwelling ______ Other ______

Do you

Own a Home _______ Rent or Lease _______ Nomadic/Herd _______

Are you currently employed? Yes ____ No ____ Self-employed ____
(Note: “Alpha” is not considered an occupation)

How long have you lived in Talbot’s Peak?

1-5 yrs ____ 5-10 yrs ____ More than 10 yrs ____
Born/whelped in area _____

What brought you to Talbot’s Peak? What do you like best about the area?




Are you pleased with how local government is currently running things?
Yes ____ No ____

Comments/recommendations:





PLEASE RETURN THIS SURVEY IN THE ENCLOSED POSTAGE-PAID ENVELOPE. DO NOT INCLUDE CORRESPONDENCE, DEAD ANIMALS, FECES OR OTHER ITEMS IN ENVELOPE.

3 comments:

Savanna Kougar said...

Fab, Pat. What a good chuckle I'm having.

Yeah, like the opportune road kill 'won't' be included... oh, and any available poop. The Mayor and staff better hope for freeze-dried.

MaryC said...

Would love to read the survey responses!

Serena Shay said...

LMAO...Pat, that is a perfect census form! I have characters chomping at the bit to respond...hmmm, perhaps a Friday blog?? LOL

Thanks for the chuckle!