Oh fun! How about..."Psst, Gunter, help a brother out and I won't tell the rest of the dogs in Talbot's Peak that you're working for the man, three counties over.""Shut up, Buck...""What do you get from doing police dog duty, anyway? Doggie treats? I'll get you two boxes...""Shut-up and get back to human form...Shit, here she comes...""She? Oh this I gotta...WHEW, she's one hot cop...Ohohoh, crotch, you're getting cro...""Grrrr""Whoa, sorry man, back to human form it is, but you know, I'll be naked.""Get out of the frakking car...now.""How dude?""Geez, bonehead, figure it out.""Oh yeah, huh, thanks..."LOL...I must be in a dialogue kind of mood today! Feel better, Rebecca!
Rebecca, get well soon... as they say! Sending healing vibes. Serena, that's hilarious! Hmmm... let's see... ~~~ "Bambi?" "What? You think I'm outta a freakin' Disney movie... Rin Tin Tin." "Just being friendly, following the master's orders. Get over yourself, buck-face. Arf, move over, prey-butt, you're hoggin' the space." "Watch it. You move over, dog face. I know how to use these antlers." "Grrrrr... I got lethal fangs... right to the jugular... and what did you mean by 'Rin Tin Tin?" "What are you, dog-breath... TV illiterate, or something... the oldie-goldie Saturday kid's show... a boy and his 'faithful' dog help the Cavalry in the Old West. You'd think you'd know all about 'your kind'." "And you know all about Bambi? And every other I-got-cute-doe-eyes deer starring in a TV show, or a movie? Arf-snark, I can't wait to hear 'that' list. Go ahead. Bend my ear before I do some 'bending' on your hide. "Oh... ooooh, Mr. Tough Sherman Shepherd Police Dog... oh, yeah, I'm shivering in my hooves here. Not to remind you, but these hooves are made for stomping some predator's hide into the dust. Want some... huh, want some?" "Let me guess, deer chop, you woke up on the wrong side of the forest." "Why else am I stuck in here with you, meat bag?" Several moments pass... "Wanna tell me about it?" ~sniff, sniff~ "The coyotes got wind of my herd. We took off, and I got separated... I had to elude a couple of 'em... and I don't know where my family is... and... what are they going to do with me?" Silence again... "Wanna know a secret?" "I guess." ~sniff, sniff~ "Do you know what a shapeshifter is?" "Sure. Everyone knows that." "Just don't get your antlers in a tangle, and I'll shift later and get you outta this... hold on, the boss is on the way back." "Yeah, yeah... everything's cool as morning grass. You can call me Bambi, if you want." ~~~
"We've got to stop meeting like this. Otis is getting suspicious."Gee, I didn't even know Jim and Gary swung that way.
Thanks for the warm wishes. I'll live, though it doesn't feel like it at the moment. Ok, here's my contribution:"Did you really think we weren't going to take you in for poaching, Tom?"Awe, come one, Bambi. I wasn't poaching, just having a little fun.""Poaching poachers is still poaching. And stop calling be Bambi. The name is Warden Buck.""What ever... Bambi."
Hope you feel better soon.Here's my contribution to the caption contest."So, how did you get caught?" "I was saying hello to the pretty lady over there. How was I to know that sniffing her but was considered illegal in the human world?" "Oh. Well I was minding my own business, and going for a walk and this crazy man tried to shoot me. I ran far away from him and ended up lost in the city. Before I knew it, someone got me with a tranq. When I woke up, I was in here.""Ok, so how about you distract them and I will try to squeeze out the window on the other side.""Oh hell no! You ain't leaving me behind!""Chill out man, it was just a thought!""You chill out!. You're not the one who has go pee!"This was fun.reneebennet35 at yahoo dot com
Lol! That was great, Renee!
Hehe...Nice job, Renee! Thanks for joining in the fun. :)
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