Tuesday, November 22, 2011

What a Girl Has to Do to Get Her Wolf-Husky Man

Wooferton, affectionately known as Woofie, had never given her a second glance, and certainly never a second butt sniff. Despite that, Shindy had been in love with the wolf-husky hybrid shapeshifter since their days together at Talbot's Peak High. That one dance beneath the full moon with Woofie, high school star of the football team... gosh-howls, could he catch and carry a pigskin... had caused her heart to trip so fast, and her head to spin so romantically, Shindy had thought she would faint right there in his arms.

Desperate to get him to notice her, Shindy costumed herself as a turkey. This year she wanted to be the Thanksgiving bounty, not on his table, but in his bed. Or wherever their lustiest howling passions...

Shindy gave herself a good shake. Now was not the time to let her fantasies get the upper paw.

During the annual Fall Turkey Hunt, Shindy planned to race in front of Woofie, and shake her faux feather tail irresistibly. Since the tables in Talbot's Peak were always laden with the plumpest tastiest birds thanks to Woofie and his pack, she figured this was her best and maybe last chance to arouse his mating fervor.

As Shindy gazed in the mirror to make certain her turkey costume wasn't askew, she realized to her dismay, she was just one more woman shapeshifter who would do 'anything' to attract the mate of her choice.

A touch of shame quivered her belly as she trotted out of her bedroom. What a girl has to do to get her wolf-husky man, she thought

Happy Thanksgiving Day Week, shapeshifter lovers.

Except for that little bit above, my inspiration has left the building, and since I'm tireder than tired, here's my funny turkey cartoon collection. Likely, you've seen them before. And, yes, they only go from bad to worse... but they might be good for a few gobbles and grins.


Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving!


Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance ~


Serena Shay said...

Here's to Shindy...I hope she gets her husky!

LOL...love those cartoons! That first one always makes me chuckle!

Savanna Kougar said...

I hope Shindy does! She's been pining away since forever.

Nothing like a bit of humor for Thanksgiving. ~smiles~

Pat C. said...

Love those cartoons! And people say turkeys are stupid.

Good luck to Shindy. Maybe she can find her man the perfect gift on Black Friday.

Savanna Kougar said...

For Shindy the perfect gift would be her... lol...

Yeah, just like the dumb blonde who isn't dumb... sorry, my warped sense of humor is surfacing...

Nay Nay said...

Hoping Shindy gets her Husky. Love the picture of the dog. He/she doesn't look too unhappy. :}
Thanks for the cartoons, they always make me smile. Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Savanna Kougar said...

Hi Nay Nay, no, the doggie doesn't look too unhappy. My pups would never put up with that. I do know dogs who like to preen and show off, though.

Right back at ya. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.