Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Santas I want to Come Down My Chimney Day

Happy Holidays, shape shifter lovers! We are right in the middle of the holiday season. Hanukkah started last night at sun-down, tomorrow is the Winter Solstice, Friday is Festivus, and Sunday is Christmas. I'm sure there's an "official" holiday for today, but I don't know what it is. So I am declaring today, December 21, "Santas I Want to Come Down My Chimney" Day. The one pictured above and bring is sexy, pouty-mouthed elf, too!

First off, Will Smith in I Robot... but as Santa. Just think of all the wonderfull good cop-bad cop Christmas games that could come out of that. Yum!

Jake Gyllenhaal in the movie Jarhead... as is. I did not want to watch that movie. I felt a bit like a criminal when I snuck glances over my sholder before rewinding it to watch Jakey-baby dancing around nakid wearing only a santa hat in stratigic places. Double yum!

Billy Bob Thornton is probably the only man on Earth who can make a creepy mall santa sexy. He is the ultimate bad boy in the flick, Bad Santa. And I would love very much to be his naughty little helper!

No folks, I am not into dead guys. But young Michael Jackson as santa makes for the ultimate "May-December" romance, yes? And the nice but naughtly come-hither look in his eyes in this photo is hot enough to melt Fostey in all the right places!


Serena Shay said...

~Whew~ First off...Jake Gyllenhaal could drop down my chimney any old time he wanted, and if he brought Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Will Smith with him...dayum, that would make for some Happy Holiday's! LOL

Thanks for the Christmas eye candy, Rebecca!

Savanna Kougar said...

Santa eye candy is right! Lordy. I think we need to make this an annual event here at the Peak.

As far as Santa coming down my chimney... send in/down Adrian Paul when he wasn't married... okay, a dayum fine cowboy, also. Okay... a few extra fine sexy shapeshifters...

Oh, alright, I'm in lust/love with all my heroes.

Pat C. said...

I'll take a Captain Santa Sparrow, matey. In eyeliner. Also Jared, Jensen and Misha in Santa hats and nothing else ... well, okay, maybe a trenchcoat.

I was going to suggest Taylor Lautner -- tasty shirtless Jacob from the Twilight movies -- but I think that would land us in jail.

Rebecca Gillan said...

No, no, Pat. He's over the age of 18 now. (grins)

Savanna, I actually looked for an Adrian Paul in a santa hat picture but couldn't find one. Great minds must think alike.

I also tried to find a Sean Bean picture with a santa hat but couldn't find one. That, or a full body shot of Jake with nuthing but the santa hat, would have been the best ever!

Pat C. said...

Just updated my page.

Savanna Kougar said...

Actually, I have a pic of Adrian in a Santa hat that one of his fans created. It's only of his head and shoulders, though.

Savanna Kougar said...

Pat, I just got a chance to view your page... yes, Santa is definitely demonstrating the risque side of his nature.