So... I can't find the USB flash drive I have the short story saved to. I'm busy tearing my home apart looking for it, so check back tomorrow. I should remember where the heck I put it by then. In the mean time, here's a nice bit of eye candy to tide you over. This, by the way, is my version of a certain mountain lion--not a cougar!--who popped up last week after saving a certain other tigress from some Yakooza thugs. Enjoy!