Hi and welcome to your Wednesday fix of ShapeShifter Seductions. I was going to post a snippet about what happened to Mooney after he busts out of Nick’s trashed office. However, tomorrow is the start of out St. Patrick’s Day blog hop and I’ve got a nice Marissa and Mooney flash all planned out for it. I didn’t want to confuse everyone about time-lines, so I’ll save the bit about Marissa finding a mangy wolf in her trash can for later. Since I’m actually not doing a “Between the Covers” blog for April, I’ll share some naughty news stories with you all today.
For those of you who have never read my monthly guest blog over tat Whipped Cream Guests, I am a news junkie. Sometimes I run across stories that sound like something out of an erotic novel. Except things like that never go as well in the real world so they end up in the police blotter. (Yeah, that’s why I like writing the blotter for Talbot’s Peak.)
First off, we have a story out of Florida about a box of stolen dildos, courtesy of Abby. The story, at first glance, isn’t too remarkable. Upon further reading, though, we find that the “gentleman” who stole them worked at the Banana Bay Resort. He found them in a trailer behind the resort and gave them to his ex-girlfriend, who turned him in after he beat her up. The box of dildos apparently belonged to the guy’s former boss. And if you are like me, all kinds of questions are popping into your mind. Questions like who in their right mind even owns a whole box of dildos and why would they choose to keep them at work?
Police in Russia are once again on the hunt for a gang of hooligans. The crime spree? Kissing. While the Irish go around kissing the blarney stone for good luck, bored Russian artists go around kissing cops. No wonder Yuri came to Montana looking for a she of his own…
A pet snake died after biting it's owner's fake boobs. Dang, that reads like a really bad joke, doesn’t it? This might actually be worse than sitting on a kitten and killing it. It may be a good thing Lamar likes red wolf swish-tails...
Last but not least, trolls have been “outed” by a Charlie Sheen victim. Maybe Dante's efforts to prepare Talbot's Peak hwere just in time?
With that, I shall part ways until tomorrow. Remember to drop in and check out our special St. Patrick ’s Day post and drop by the other blogs on the trail!