Dear TP Lupa,
How come I couldn't score a date for VD?
Best, Infectious laughter
Hey Infectious,
Think about it man...what she wants to come near your, ah, laughter on VD. Try calling it Valentine's Day next year and change up the moniker.
TP
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Dear TP Lupa,
Will the snow ever go away?
B. Foofoo
Well, B,
Punxy Phil claims to have seen his shadow this year which means an early spring...If the little ground snorter lied how about we form a posse and take him out Talbot's Peak style!
Muahahah,
TP
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Dear TP Lupa,
I’m pretty sure I saw two glow-in-the-dark wolf cubs out my back window last night. Should I be worried?
Concerned, Miss Purrrrty Puss
Miss Puss,
How could a living being in Talbot’s Peak be glowing? Lay off the Nip and I’m sure everything will go back to normal.
TP
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TP Lupa,
Oh how I love your words of wisdom, so rawr… I have so many questions for you…I think I need a face to face, or any other place you see fit! What do I do about my strong desires for your hard advice?
Yours always,
Bull Pen Bliss
Get back to work, Bull Pen, you’ve got a paper to get out!
TP
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Serena
10 comments:
We need to make the Purple Fairy Glow. That would be awesome.
"Dude, you got a glow stick."
"(response deleted; family paper)"
Here's my question:
Dear TP Lupa,
I'm in love with a beaver. He's eager enough, but a real workaholic. How do I get him to loosen up and have some fun?
Good-time Gal
Hey GT Gal,
Want give your beaver some fun? Consider a dress of wood...or even better, undies. It worked for Lady G. All the wolves around here wanted her.
BTdubbs...The thicker the wood the looser the beaver!
TP
p.s. hit the TP up with the address of a wood dress maker when you find it!
OMGosh...a glowing purple fairy is a must! lol
LOL...lol... between you, TP, and Serena and Pat...LOL!
Yeah, lots of glowy supernaturals in the Peak. Remember that unicorn with a glowing horn, TP, that you thought didn't exist?
Bah... What self-respecting unicorn, if you believe in such things, allows his horn to glow? Unless, of course, he uses that as a mating call. Do the she's look at it and say..."oooh, he has a horny glow on, gotta get me some."
TP, saying it again...watch out for the cat nip, folks, it brings on fairy tales for sure.
TP finished the response and hit send to add it to the Newsletter. It was better to deny, deny, deny when it came to the unicorn. If word got out that not only did Talbot's Peak have a unicorn, but a glowing one at that, it would be in danger. This town was a haven, not a place for the fanatics to congregate. He would protect all to the best of his ability...even if he looked the bastard doing it.
Hmmmm... given it was a girl unicorn it might be an "I'm available" notice... however, in this case it had more to do with opening dimensional gateways.
Although, a stud unicorn with a 'glower' might be a nice addition to Talbot's Peak, and give TP more to worry about.
However, TP, thanks for looking like a bastard to protect the Peak.
Wonder what would happen if a creature that's already magical drrank Lex's elixer? Like, say, a psychic setter and a pooka pony?
What would happen, Pat? Loss of magickal powers? Enhancement of powers? Wacky madness and misdirections?
Probably the wacky madness thing...I bet it might skew their powers or even switch them with your closest neighbor. hehe Could be fun to blog...
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