Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Guts & Butts Online: News From Across the Pond

White House Can’t Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards


Is it? Can it be true? Watch the vid and YOU be the judge! Most telling though, was this comment by the National Security Council: "I can't confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester," spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden said. "I'd refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details."

10 comments:

Serena Shay said...

Hey, is that were Itzcoatl took off too? Did he decide DC was easier to over power than the town of Talbot's Peak? Inquiring minds, or maybe just mine, want to know! :D

Rebecca Gillan said...

It would explain things. Maybe the odd way the guy is looking around is Itzcoatl trying to figure out why everyone is looking at the guy behind him instead of his holy personage...

Serena Shay said...

LOL...that has to be it!

Pat C. said...

It can't be Itzi. He would have publically eaten Obama and then commandeered the podium. Or assumed his true, godly form and perched on top of the Capitol building.

Maybe Obama has his own personal Terminator. Cybernetically-enhanced bodyguards are all the rage, I hear.

Does anybody remember the TV show "Alien Nation" from the '90s? If the guy had head spots, he'd be a perfect Tenctonese.

Serena Shay said...

It would be a heck of a thing to see that side of Itzi! I sure hope Lamar and the others can stop him before he does just that.

Oooh, I liked "Alien Nation" especially the lead Earth guy... ~whew~ And yes, this guy just needs the spots. :D

Savanna Kougar said...

Honestly, that vid-pic just creeps me out. Anyhoo, there is a similarity in appearance with the aliens portrayed in the Alien Nation TV show. I loved that show.

And, heck if Itzi consumed his way to DC, likely his belly would be aching bigtime, even if he is a god -- especially after snacking on members of the congress, as well as the administration.

Yeah, the lead Earth guy was a cutie!

Pat C. said...

Itzcoatl in Washington:

"Bow down before me, mammalian scum! I am your ruler, your god, your BELCHHHHHH. Disregard that last, I had a big lunch. It would be wise not to stand directly behind me as well."

I loved both the cops, but the earth guy reminded me of Mick Jagger. Those lips!

Rebecca Gillan said...

George was hotter even if he did have a funny head, ate wood chips and got drunk of chunky milk...

Savanna Kougar said...

I liked George's personality, and what was it? Sour milk or buttermilk that he got intoxicated on?

Savanna Kougar said...

"Bow down before me, mammalian scum! ~ yep, I can just picture Itzi proclaiming his rulership. ~grinz~