Tuesday, November 9, 2010

White Fang Kent, Crime Reporter

White Fang Kent, Crime Reporter

White Fang Kent scanned the online version of the newspaper taken over by a wolf pack he considered to be irresponsible enough to be a danger to all of wolfkind. Especially his wolfkind.

He had no problem if they presented their features and articles as ‘tongue dripping against cheek’. As werewolf fantasy. Truth, he found it damn hell refreshing. But, with the full humans in possession of devastating fire power and still in fear of anything paranormal... well, he wondered if this younger generation had ever seen the horrific Old West photos of slaughtered wolves. Not to howl about the current-day helicopter hunting atrocities.

They probably hadn’t witnessed what he had, the scarecrow remains of several scorched-to-the-ground shapeshifter towns. Not all the residents had been lucky enough to escape with only singed tails. No, it appeared as though, this pack most likely thought the government’s ghost-kill squads were only nasty rumors.

Nov 12, 2010 Guts and Butts, 2nd edition...

Here's wishing Kitty ~Cat~ Collins her very own fond farewell. Story and photo's on page one.

White Fang frowned, and figured his brow looked like an aerial view of the Grand Canyon. Absently lifting his mug of steaming joe, he almost snarled into it. Instead he took a sniff, then swallowed down a healthy swig, or unhealthy, depending on which science study you chose to believe.

“Not subtle enough,” he growl-muttered. Not at all. He set the mug down with a clank, but not hard enough to splash his electronic window-on-the-world equipment. Lykouz! What he wouldn’t give for just a pen and pad at times, and the coffee stains be damned.

Too often, his fingers itched to bang out a story on his old typewriter. He threw a fond glance at the working relic before blinking and staring at the screen again. He’d have to investigate this Kitty Collins, and obviously double quick, before he sought employment as a Guts and Butts Gazette crime reporter.

It was one matter if this Collins, woman or catwoman, deserved to be guts-splattered roadkill. It was a whole other matter if she was a victim of prejudice or, worse, targeted as an unwanted rival by one of the bitches in heat for a mate.

White Fang arched his brows, then they took a leap for the ceiling. Howling about bitches ready to kill...

Good news, girls – Damien, Alpha of the Hancock pack, informs me his son Devon is on the prowl for a mate. Devon’s just out of grad school and likes fresh-killed elk and long hunts in the moonlight. He’s not a cat fancier, however, so no felines need apply. Wag those tails, ladies – the line forms now!

So, was this steak-of-his-daddy’s eye, this Devon really what he appeared to be? Or, was he a closet cat fancier? Perhaps, even a past fancier of Kitty ~Cat~ Collins? Lykouz knows, as a reporter searching out leads, he’d prowled many a freaky-sex lair party filled with wolf grad students.

Taking another long swallow of his joe, White Fang ignored the yip-yip tones of his apartment’s doorbell. When he’d rented the place, his landlady had settled her yellow-gleaming gaze on his lap package, then licked her lips as if they were her wolfen chops.

To his sometimes amusement she’d invited herself in for coffee and bone meal biscuits, several times. White Fang figured he gained a couple ace hands, though. His landlady was a raging gossip queen, which gave him a hiked leg up on the inner workings of the town.

It was also an opportunity to practice for the role he played in public. He’d pretended to be the geek shifter klutz of the century, fending off her amorous advances without offending her bitch sensibilities.

At least, so far, she hadn’t gone rabid werewolf and lunged for his defenseless dick while snapping her formidable jaws. Unlike her wolf breed, he had no desire to harm her or make her into instant roadkill.

One aimed fist between her eyes would knock her out cold and leave her with a nasty headache for about a week’s time. White Fang drained his mug, glad his landlady had decided to quit leaning on the doorbell.

Mooney McMahon, sports reporter...his gaze narrowed as he read.

The city council did not approve the request to allow roller derby tournaments at the city’s recreational facilities, so next week’s bone crusher will be held at the Roller Rama again, assuming we can get old Mrs. Fuddy-Duddy to drop the cease and desist charges.

Was this the same Mooney ‘wanna rip your throat out’ werewolf he’d tangled with in an LA sports bar? Mooney -- not a lookalike for George Clooney -- had gone neon-green eyed with jealousy over the attention his date lavished on White Fang.

While the woman had been a sweet piece of blonde tail, the only interest he’d had in her was if she could tell him the whereabout of her ex-boyfriend. The Dire wolf biker had gruesomely gnawed through two patrol cars, officers included.

Rumor had it the cops were on the take and shot at bikers for sport. Rumor had proven to be true. White Fang’s news story in the internationally distributed, Shapeshifter Globe Trotter, had saved the Dire wolf’s enormous furry hide from extinction.

Leaning back, White Fang stretched out the kinks from last night’s shift. He’d roamed the back streets, getting a feel for the town. Staying out of nose range, he’d watched werewolves hightail it for the surrounding forest. Most of them had been mated pairs.

Bringing the town’s directory up on screen, he typed in a search for Katrina Collins. There it was, address and phone number. Grabbing his cell, he thumbed in the number. No answer, just a cheery voice mail greeting.

With action now required, White Fang rose and strode toward his second floor deck. Once outside, he glanced around, then jumped over the rail. An instant later he blurred to super speed.



Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance ~


Serena Shay said...

Hehehe...excellent flash, Savanna! I like how you pulled the recent news from the Guts and Butts Gazette.

And White Fang Kent...mmm what a yummy crime reporter!

Rebecca Murray said...

I love it! Mm, now I've got a great idea for tomorrows blog!

Abigail-Madison Chase said...

I love, love, love this! Awesome~White Fang Kent how sexy is that!

Savanna Kougar said...

Serena, that was fun and challenging, incorporating the news.

Savanna Kougar said...

Rebecca, yay!!! Starring Mooney McMahon?

Savanna Kougar said...

Hi Abigail... oooh, you are making me feel all author good! But, hey, I started falling for White Fang Kent, the more I wrote about him.

Pat C. said...

Y'know, another couple weeks like this and we'll have created a round-robin shapeshifter novel. Who's going to be White Fang's fair furry lady? Ace reporter Lois? Maggie the gossip queen? Or kitty in distress Katrina Collins? More important, who's going to write the sex scenes? Can't wait for the next installment!

Savanna Kougar said...

Pat, yeah, if we keep going we will have a novel.

Hey, I'll write White Fang's sex/passion/love scenes... with his shifter-furry lady.

Looks like there could be several pairings or couples included.

Serena Shay said...

Hmm, a shapeshifter round-robin! Now that would be fun and I too would love to write the sex scenes. Of course, my shifters have a tendency to get a little naughty! ;)

Solara said...

I'm thinking of being Ms. Etiquette columnist but let's it all hang out in bedroom???? *WEG*
God this is fun reading! Right now I'm knee deep in Moonrise. Maybe by Friday I can put something up hmmmmm. Name help please.....

Rebecca Murray said...

Yes, more Mooney. Your post took him from being just a name on the article to a really annoying big mouth. Thanks for the inspiration!

Savanna Kougar said...

Solara, hmmm... as far as a name, I always think of Emily Post for all thing etiquette... however, the name Victoria comes to mind.

Maybe someone else has a more clever name???