Friday, March 9, 2012

Bad Behavior or Fair Play??

Dolly ripped another nasty panty from the rooftop travel storage container and threw it to her cousins.  Hard to believe ‘Hairy legs’ Bertha actually thought she’d leave town that easily.  What a foolish bronto.  Did the prehistoric muffin actually think she could score a higher placing in Talbot’s Peak by humping Mayor Limp Banana?

“I-chee-che-AH.” Her cousin Garth waited on the ground, demanding another article of clothing.  Odds were he’d take them all home and wear them.  Better the bronto’s crap than Dolly’s own.  Plus, it was gratifying to know Bertha’s couture would stink like monkey ass in just a few days.  Serves her right.

“Get…git, you disgusting monkeys.  Aaaaah, not my Dolce…”

Dolly’s heart lightened as baby Frankie, her sister-in-law’s brother’s kid, urpped up on said Dolce.  It was good to have such a supportive family.


“No,no,no…not my Louboutin’s!”

What the hell did that unwieldy beast need with those lovely red-bottomed shoes anyway?  Dolly grabbed the designer shoes as a prize and turned to head home.  When she got there, one Mayor saggy nuts was going to buy her a whole new wardrobe to match her lovely new treasure.  Come to think of it he’d be going back on those ‘herbals’ as well, or she’d find a Bertha of her own.

Father Tim was looking mighty fine at the Sunday service and he even survived the poo flinging.  Yes, yes, yes…mighty fine, indeed.
Yikes, stay on a monkeys good side this weekend!  :D



Savanna Kougar said...

Serena, what a perfect flash! And what a tabloid shot for the G&B Gazette.

I have to say that pic could give me nightmares!

Pat C. said...

Monkey see, monkey doo-doo?

And the lesson for today is: don't mess with Mrs. Mayor. She comes from a big, nasty family. Maybe there's a spot for her on Mob Wives?

Thanks to Larry Alexander for once again forwarding the photos. He's familiar with my sense of humor. (For those who've seen the photos, the German shepherd is Officer Gordon apprehending a suspect.)

Savanna Kougar said...

Officer Gordon is doing a damn fine fierce job.

Serena Shay said...

A tabloid shot for sure, Savanna. Ziva is trying to decide to best way to present it as we speak! hehe

Serena Shay said...

Monkey see, monkey doo-doo?

Oh Pat, that would have been the perfect title for this blog!!

Yeah, Mrs. Mayor would make a heck of a regular on Mob Wives!

Yes, thank you ever so much Larry, the pics were inspiring. :)

Serena Shay said...

LOL...I agree, nothing gets by Officer Gordon, he's one hell of a cop!

Savanna Kougar said...

Larry is a jewel.

Pat C. said...

Larry has a dirty mind. He knows me, doesn't he?