Dear TP Lupa,
Rumor has it Dante’s supper club is hosting a huge bash for the new year…is anyone invited or is it only for the hoity toity carnivore crew?
Hoity Toity? Are you serious? How long have you lived in The Peak? Everyone is welcome at Dante’s, but rule number Uno…no whining about the food. There will be something for all at this celebration, which means food with faces and all that’s green.
Hope to see you there…
Dear TP Lupa,
What’s with allowing a squirrel to mess around on the town’s Christmas Tree? It was quite distracting and I won’t even go into all those wolf pups running around. Sheesh! In case you need it, my brother Big Ned is one heck of a shot.
New to town Becky
Have you heard of the Christmas Squirrel? It’s a tradition here in Talbot’s Peak so BACK OFF! Also, please keep Big Ned on a leash as animals have the right of way in our town.
Merry belated Ho Ho and a watch yourself New Year.
Hey Lupa Load,
What kinda entertainment will be provided at Dante’s New Year’s shindig? Strippers, random sex, orgies… Should I leave the old gal at home and go stag?
Need to know,
Hoping for Hotties
How big a pig are you? The New Year celebration will be dignified and proper. Our ladies will be respected and shown a good time. Alpha’s will be on hand to drop kick those acting inappropriately into the basement, where trust me a good time will not be had.
TP, protector of fun
Nick cringed at the grouping of letters he once again had to field as the town fix-it/know-it-all TP Lupa. He really needed to get someone else to handle this column and since his mate liked to torture him and his secretary wielded a larger whip than his, he needed to hire someone new. Who to bring on in the new year?
May your Champagne taste perfect and leave you hangover free...
May your loved ones be with you...
And your stress sprout wings and fly away.
Have a safe New Year!