~ Rebecca
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Welcome to The Peak After Dark. Jason Moroni
here, filling in for Ralph Bruin, who is on vacation this week. I’m bringing
you all the news you cannot use about people you don’t care about. Today I have a little something different for
you. I somehow got roped into puppy-sitting Mooney and Marissa’s kids, so I
figured it might be fun to let the pups field some calls.
Jason: Ok
guys, tell our listeners a little bit about yourselves.
Coby:
Everyone already knows who we are and prac’ly everything about us, Moon Moon!
Brett: This
is Talbot’s Peak, after all.
Jason: The
name is Jason Moroni, guys.
Coby: Hey,
Moon Moon, why does the screen say “Coby” next to my words? My name is Thor!
Brett:
Because your name is Coby, biscuit breath. Your nickname is Thor.
Coby: What’s
a nickname? And I’m not the biscuit breath, Loki. That would be you, who ate
all my Coby Beef flavored biscuits!
Brett: They
were not either all yours. Mom bought them for all of us.
Coby: Then
why did they have my name on the box?
Brett: Pretty
sure your name starts with a “Cee”, not a “Kay” bonehead.
Moon Moon:
Seriously guys?
Thor: What?
Moon
Moon: Um, why did all of our names
change on the screen?
Loki:
Probably a hacker got into the station’s computer.
[long silent
pause]
Moon Moon:
Loki, give me the hack codes now!
[Sounds of
banging and crashing in the background]
Thor: And now
for our first caller!
Caller 1: Um,
is everything alright there?
Thor: You bet’cha!
Was that your question?
Caller 1:
Maybe you should let an adult take the calls.
Thor: Good
advice; I’ll tell Moon Moon that when he gets back from chasing Loki. Next
caller!
Caller 2:
Young man, where is that moron who is supposed to be supervising you?
Thor: His
name is pronounced “More-ow-nee”, not “more-on”.
Or just call him Moon Moon; everyone else does. And I just said he was chasing
Loki. Next Caller!
Caller 3: Hi
Thor! [lots of high pitched giggles]
Thor: Uh. You’re
not, like, gonna giggle the whole time,
are you? [Lots of giggles from at least three high pitched voices]
Caller 3:
Cindy in Mrs. Feathercock’s class wants to know if you like her! [giggles and
one loud squeal of outrage]
Thor: As a
person? Yeah. But I think someone else who I’m not gonna name likes her more
than me, so I’m gonna step back and be a gentleman ‘bout it.
Caller 3.1:
Coby McMahon, you better tell me who it is or I’m—
Thor: Next
caller!
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Lex leaned back in his overstuffed wingchair and
swirled the amber liquid in his brandy snifter. A slight smile tugged at the
corner of his mouth when he heard who the next caller was. He flicked a finger
towards his stereo unit to turn the volume up a tad bit.
“Thor, put Moon
Moon on the phone now!”
“But Mo-oh-om!”
He chuckled at the sound of an eight-year-old wolf pup
whining because he knew his bacon was cooked. It was all her own fault, of
course. She had banned Lex himself from supervising her children, and had
called in Moon Moon to watch them so she and her wolfy mate could have a date
night. He wondered how long it would be before Marissa recanted and allowed him
to spend time with his favorite minions again. Surely this radio debacle—which he’d
carefully orchestrated, of course—would make his own misdeeds look quite tame…
7 comments:
Ice Tea, Rebecca! I now have ice tea all over my computer, but totally worth it.
Thanks for sharing that bit of awesome about Loki and Thor. :D
Sorry. :)
LOL...no probs, the laugh was totally worth it. ;)
Thank God I had the cap on my Coke while I was reading this. This post totally rules!
Looks like it's Kids' Week on the blog. Wish I'd known. Oh well, I did some teenage hijinks for the newsletter.
That's all good, Pat. You managed to work some coyote hijinks on Monday. Everyone knows that coyotes don't grow up; they just get better at pranking. ;)
That was too good! Moon Moon on the radio interviewing Thor and Loki... I giggled and smirked all the way through. And Lex was purr-fect at the end.
It had been too long since Loki and Thor had acted out; it was write about it or explode. Unfortunately, Uncle Lex was still banned from watching them and Uncle Nick is not picking as many fights with Uncle Bo and Uncle Han. As those are the Terrible Duo's usual sources for mayhem, I had to get creative.
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