2. Also, Nick’s right-hand woman, Penelope ~don’t call me, Penny~ Jorgensson and Danny the fink mink, have been summoned back to Talbot’s Peak. Penny’s plenty pissed, something about not being done with a blue-haired beauty working her down under. Wow, who knew she had that kind of mouth on her…watch out, Nick, you might want to hide your rulers.
3. Speaking of down under, sources say, Miss Zeva Wilk, was caught two counties over at the local pharmacy buying ~hold your breath folks~ a pregnancy test! Whoa, could that explain the new trust funds? And when did she and Nicky find the time to do the deed with all that fighting going on?
4. The Wilk pack has been busy little beavers this week… Even their flighty aunt, Liliya, was overheard telling her sister, Oksana, that the stars are telling her there’s a bunny hop coming soon in the forest. I guess that would explain all the time she’s spent out there lately. Though the deeply heralded “where’s my pic-i-nic basket?” comments and the grunts and groans are confusing, she returns to town flushed and fanciful. Maybe a nature hike is in my future, as well.
5. And last, but not least, Dante has hired a new employee. No she is not there in the capacity you are thinking, she apparently has some secret connection to Dante’s favorite rock band and has promised to bring them to the Interspecies Pleasure Club. I hope she’s telling the truth, cause Dante hates to be disappointed and is quite creative in his, um, punishments. Or so I’ve heard, but you know maybe that is all talk…or maybe not!
Tata for now, fine readers, may this gossip rag find you happy, health and covered in dirt! Muahahahahaha.
Juicy, the gossip Queen
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In your opinion, what animal is the most "showy"? Who could you see shaking it on stage? :)
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