Monday, January 3, 2011

Greetings

My brain is on the fritz today, and neither of the flash pieces I attempted wanted to go anywhere, so here’s a sampling of what you can pick up at Stacey’s Cards & Gifts in beautiful downtown Talbot’s Peak, Montana. Howlmark – when you care enough to hump the very best.

• Wishing you the best on your first heat.

• Congratulations! It’s a boy and a girl and a girl and a girl and a boy and a
boy and a boy!

• Happy Alpha’s Day from the pack.

• Sorry to hear you’ve got distemper. Hope you’re feeling better soon.

• The full moon always makes me think of you.

• Congrats on your rise in rank.

• Happy birthday, you old dog!

• Missed your kill? Better luck next time.

• It’s mating season! May all your humps be Alphas.

• In deepest sympathy on the occasion of your neutering.

5 comments:

Savanna Kougar said...

Oh, Pat, those are howling hysterical... of course, neutering is to be avoided at all costs!!!

We must form a special Talbot Peak posse to rescue any potential victims... course, I guess, then you need an alpha pack Sheriff, or Sheriffess.... hmmmm...

Rebecca Murray said...

LOL! I love it!

Pat C. said...

Five bucks says Stacey turns up as a character now. She's probably Nick's half-sister or something.

Savanna Kougar said...

Nick's half sister... intriguing... oh, how the Werewolf World Turns.

Serena Shay said...

OMGosh, those are a hoot, Pat!

Whoa...Nick has a half-sister?? Is she the product of mum or da's naughty night-time ca-noodling?